|bae:||mmm yeah fuck me baby|
|me:||put a quarter in the swear jar|
Dear Mr. GoldenBlackHawk,
We as a family would like to lovingly welcome you.
You’ve been here with us for so long but now you’re officially a member of this wonderfully, amazing group of life savers.
How’s it feel to be the youngest of the group? How does it feel to be the only girl gamer in the group? I bet it dern sure feels great.
Congrats baby boy, you’ll fit in perfectly.
Love you, Kevin. <3